I've learned something very interesting lately. I am acquainted with an adult tattletale. I am not kidding. Someone who when they do not get their way, runs and tells on people. Someone who, literally, delights in getting people in trouble by embellishing the truth. Now, I didn't say "lying." But. You know.
Do you know how much this irritates and amuses me?!?! I have this secret plot. I kind of feel like Jim in The Office. It's like I have my own personal Dwight Schrute. I'm entirely geeked. Pranks are the best. It won't be as good as putting a stapler in Jello, but it will entertain me!
"In the wild, there is no health care. In the wild, health care is, "Ow, I hurt my leg. I can't run. A lion eats me and I'm dead." Well, I'm not dead. I'm the lion, you're dead."